Chapter 13: As Close as Glue

“……” It’s Journey to the West, right? Subhuti and Sun Wukong, right? Her holding three coconuts means finding three men. If she buys a bunch of coconuts, shouldn’t the men fill up this whole ship?

Jiang Yang wanted to kill someone, especially when she saw Lan Qian’s lecherous expression of ‘enjoy it well, no need to thank me too much’, her murderous intent boiled even more.

How did she raise such an idiot?

Suddenly Jiang Yang felt a warmth on her chest, a pair of hands gently caressing her breasts. The dark-skinned big-breasted male mama bit his lip lightly, his gaze coy yet inviting.

Bro, your breasts are so big, why are you touching me? I should be the one touching you.

Just as she was thinking this, she suddenly felt someone gently embracing her from behind. The dark-skinned white-haired beauty hugged her waist from behind, lightly biting her earlobe, his low voice by her ear captivating her heart and soul. And the last one, the dark-skinned little cheetah, haughtily took her hand and shyly pressed it against his own large breasts… Wow! It feels amazing!

This is too much, too stimulating, if I write any more it will get locked. Jiang Yang shook off the big breasts, about to send these people away.

“Bang—” Suddenly a huge noise came from downstairs, breaking the room’s ambiguous atmosphere.

“What happened?” Jiang Yang thought, this came at just the right time.

As soon as she finished speaking, there was another huge noise.

“Second Miss, it seems to be from downstairs, that merman is causing a commotion. You continue what you were doing, I’ll go deal with it right away,” said Lan Qian, thinking to herself that this damn merman had ruined the Second Miss’s mood.

“No need, this merman has always been obedient and never caused such a big disturbance. I’ll go down and take a look myself,” Jiang Yang prepared to go out.

The three dark-skinned beauties exchanged glances. The shy dark-skinned beauty grabbed her hand and said, “Second Miss, a moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold. Don’t let a merman ruin the mood.”

“That’s right.” The male mama wrapped his arms around Jiang Yang’s neck, his voice gentle.

The dark-skinned little cheetah was even more direct, preparing to undo Jiang Yang’s sash.

Although being surrounded by three dark-skinned big-breasted beauties felt great, and she would occasionally indulge in this niche style at the male brothel before, for some reason, after being with that handsome fish for a while recently, styles she used to enjoy now left her uninterested.

Currently she was just at the appreciation stage, as pure as an elementary school student, with no urge to get into bed. As for the reason, it was simply because that brainless fish was too damn handsome. He might be a bit stupid, but his body was no worse than these dark-skinned ones, and his fish butt was especially perky. It’s like someone who has seen a phoenix finding even the most beautiful and colorful golden pheasant tasteless.

Jiang Yang directly pushed away the three, waving her hand generously, “Alright, I don’t need you to serve me anymore. Go to Lan Qian to collect your reward.”

The reason these people were so eager was simply for money, but money was what Jiang Yang had the most of.

Hearing this, the three dark-skinned beauties were no longer as eager as before, but instead looked expectantly towards Lan Qian.

Lan Qian, whose plan had failed, had a worried expression as she reluctantly took out money. She had truly lost both the young master and her troops, all because of that damned cheap fish!

As Jiang Yang went downstairs, she retied her loosened sash. When she reached the floor where Chi Mei was, she saw that the window had a huge hole smashed in it. A group of sailors hesitated at the door, not daring to go in. The next second, something else was thrown out with a bang, continuously being thrown out, some from the main door, some from the window.

These sailors kept dodging. Seeing Jiang Yang arrive, they said happily, “Second Miss, you’re finally here. That fish has gone crazy, please do something!”

As soon as they finished speaking, the sound of smashing things from inside stopped.

Jiang Yang slowly walked forward. The corridor was covered in shattered porcelain fragments. She looked carefully and saw it was that blue-white glazed phoenix-headed vase, along with some chair legs and folding screen corners that had been smashed to pieces. The eyes of the eight beauties on the folding screen had been maliciously gouged out, crumpled into garbage balls and thrown out.

He really has gone crazy.

Judging from those broken corpses outside, this fish must be in the heat of anger, which is why he’s venting his anger on these things. Although she didn’t know what kind of madness he was in, after the previous soothing experience, Jiang Yang felt that the difficulty of calming him shouldn’t be too great. At most she’d just give him two more plates of spicy baby octopus. Moreover, fish only have seven seconds of memory, so he should be easy to coax.

Jiang Yang pushed open the shaky door and walked in. The comforting words she had prepared turned into shock at the tip of her tongue.

The beautiful fish was lying obediently, his tail fin swaying leisurely: “Ah Yang, I knew you would come find me.”

Jiang Yang was stunned for a moment. Wasn’t he angry? How…

“You…” Jiang Yang organized her language for a while, then directly asked: “Weren’t you angry?”

Chi Mei’s expression was inexplicably innocent: “I’m not angry.”

Just jealous, it doesn’t count as anger. Even if he was angry, it was at those flirtatious men trying to steal Ah Yang, it had nothing to do with Ah Yang herself.

“Then why… did you throw things?” Jiang Yang looked around the room. Tables, chairs, vases, folding screens – anything that could be thrown, he had thrown out.

Of course it was to stop you from flirting with other men. But saying that directly would make him seem petty and overly jealous.

Chi Mei lowered his head: “I just missed you.”

“Just that?” Jiang Yang looked utterly baffled. Throwing things because he missed her, what kind of logic was that?

A stupid fish, a Lan Qian – the people around her all didn’t seem to have their heads screwed on right. Sigh, her life was so difficult.

Chi Mei’s fine complexion suddenly darkened, his deep brows furrowed, pressing down on his pitch-black eyes. His eyes revealed a sharpness she had never seen before. His thin lips let out an extremely intimidating hiss, like an animal’s threat. His tail fin raised high, all the spines reversed.

Jiang Yang had wondered before how such a beautiful tail fin could beat those sailors half to death. Only now did she understand that what she had seen before was all his deliberately disguised tail. Just like a giant panda – it looks fluffy and harmless, but once it shows its bear-like paws, you suddenly realize how much killing power the seemingly gentle and harmless little thing has.

Chi Mei’s tail fin was like that. His tail fully spread out was as wide as half a bathtub. The scales glittered like colored glaze in the sunlight, beautiful yet dangerous. It slapped heavily in the water, raising a surging wave in the air. The long tail swept towards the door, and the gentle water instantly became a high-pressure water gun with impact force.

“Ah—” Screams came from outside the door. Jiang Yang looked back and saw those three big-breasted dark-skinned beauties drenched, their faces reddened from being hit by the water.

They had probably taken the money and were preparing to leave, passing by here out of curiosity to see the merman she kept, not expecting to be discovered by the mad merman. Those three beauties were shocked and fled in panic.

Jiang Yang was dumbfounded, wiping the water stains on her face. Fortunately, these three people were far from the beautiful fish. If they had been closer, they would probably have ended up like those sailors before. He was a fierce tiger, yet she had treated him like Hello Kitty.

Jiang Yang began to reflect on whether she had offended this fish in some way before, lest he suddenly go mad again and end her life with a tail slap.

But clearly Jiang Yang’s worries were unnecessary. After chasing away the three dark-skinned beauties, Chi Mei put away his tail. His tightly furrowed brows relaxed, and in an instant he seemed to turn back into that cute brainless stupid fish from before.

He produced a phoenix flower handkerchief from somewhere, wrung out the water-soaked handkerchief, and gently wiped Jiang Yang’s dripping face. His movements were very focused, as if only her reflection existed in his pupils.

He pursed his lips, his deep Western features showing somewhat childish dimples, seeming a little guilty and uneasy: “I’m sorry Ah Yang, I didn’t control my strength well just now and got you wet too.”

Under the thin merman silk, his arms were pale and colorless, but the muscles were very firm. His fingers occasionally touched her face, icy cold – creatures that live in the sea year-round all have temperatures different from humans.

Jiang Yang shook her head: “Uh, it’s fine.”

Chi Mei had wiped her face dry, but her long hair was still dripping. There weren’t many servants at sea, and Jiang Yang didn’t know how to or wasn’t very good at doing her hair. Although Lan Qian was good with a sword, she was also clumsy with her hands. So Jiang Yang’s long hair was basically just pinned up casually with a hairpin, with half of it hanging down in the back. There were also many strands falling around her face. Because she had been drenched, the dark hair by her cheeks was dripping water.

Chi Mei put down the handkerchief, his eyes gradually deepening. He carefully looked at Jiang Yang, seeing no reaction from her, and reached out to touch her long hair. This was the first time he had touched a woman’s long hair other than his mother’s. After being soaked in water, it was like willow branches hanging over a lake, soft and comfortable.

“You’re… not angry anymore?” Jiang Yang asked.

Chi Mei nodded: “Not angry anymore.” As a capable fish, and the prince of the merman race, he needed to defend the feelings between mates. Females were very easily tempted to change their minds. He absolutely could not let some improper fish or humans provoke the relationship between mates. Fortunately, he had succeeded in driving away those slutty men who intended to steal Ah Yang from him. He was indeed worthy.

“That’s good. You’ve smashed most of the things in the room. I’ll go find someone to get some new things for you.” Jiang Yang turned around and happened to see Lan Qian standing at the door: “You’ve come at the right time. Get some new tables and chairs and such.”

“…Yes.” Lan Qian’s eyes darkened. After finding a way to persuade Jiang Yang to leave, Lan Qian came to Chi Mei and said angrily: “Don’t think I don’t know all this was your doing, you cheap fish. You were so smug before, boasting about rejecting our Miss, and now you’re clinging to her and not letting her find other men. Pah! Acting sanctimonious after being a slut, you—”

Before she finished speaking, Chi Mei raised his arm, ostentatiously waving the white jade bracelet on his hand, dazzlingly bright: “I already agreed to Ah Yang long ago.”

Lan Qian was shocked: “…You-”

“I’m Ah Yang’s mate now. We are in love, deeply affectionate, as close as glue.” Chi Mei’s smile was brighter than midsummer, using all his life’s learning to describe their intimate relationship.

Lan Qian’s body stiffened. No wonder even with three big-breasted beauties in front of her, she didn’t even look at them.

It’s over. She was already so deeply infatuated before when the confession wasn’t successful. Now that the confession has succeeded, isn’t it even more hopeless?

Author’s Note:

The stupid fish will know the truth soon.

Thank you to the little angels who cast Overlord tickets or watered me with nutrient solution during 2022-06-17 23:48:22~2022-06-18 23:51:43~

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