“I suspect you think my fans are foolishly kind, and I have already grasped the evidence.”
Vu Shu reached out and rubbed Yan Jin’s head, “They’re all young, but they worry about a lot of things. I usually stay at home when I’m not running gigs. They’re always worried that I’ll have problems being cooped up at home. So if they had the chance to see me getting along with you so happily, they should be very glad, not unhappy.”
“Besides, I’ve never been so relaxed in front of the camera before. So if they could see you ‘bullying’ me, they would be really happy.” After saying that, Vu Shu felt empathetic, “Because each one of them wants to be my mother.”
[No offense to the baby before, but in front of the camera, the baby was never as happy as he is now. We want to see a real Vu Shu who cries and laughs, not a perfect persona who can only maintain politeness at all times because he’s in front of the camera.] [My son actually knows his mother’s heart. The love between me and the baby is mutual!] [To be honest, seeing them discuss fans so seriously, as a fan, I can’t help but start scratching the ground with my toes.]Yan Jin pointed to herself, “So in their hearts now, I’m equivalent to the first friend a child meets in kindergarten?”
Vu Shu corrected her, “To be precise, the first friend who goes crazy and plays with the child together.”
Originally, Yan Jin was not interested in these things, but after casting a few Spiritual Cups, she became interested and drew a career divination stick for herself.
Yan Jin drew the Zhongli Chengdao divination stick.
The curious Vu Shu leaned over to see what divination stick she had drawn and excitedly noticed the two characters on the stick, “Yan Jin, you drew the most auspicious divination stick!”
“Not bad luck.” Yan Jin slightly curled her lips and pulled Vu Shu over, “Come on, let’s go interpret the divination.”
“No need to interpret the divination.” Vu Shu said seriously, “My classical Chinese is pretty good. I’ll interpret the divination text for you later, so you won’t have to talk to strangers.”
“You don’t understand.” Yan Jin shook her head and said teasingly, “For this kind of most auspicious divination stick, the interpretation is definitely all good words. You have to ask someone to help interpret the divination. After all, good words spoken from a stranger’s mouth make people feel much more comfortable than good words spoken from a friend’s mouth.”
Vu Shu pretended to be angry, “So you mean my words make you feel uncomfortable?”
“I didn’t say that. You thought of it yourself.” Yan Jin remembered Vu Shu rubbing her head just now. When Vu Shu wasn’t paying attention, she reached out and lightly pinched his cheek, “Little piggy baby, your face is rounder than before.”
[Oh my god, Yan Jin actually dared to say the stinky baby got fat! This is the stinky baby’s biggest weakness who loves being pretty!] [I remember last time offline, I joked that the baby had gotten fat. That night, the baby ran for three hours straight.] [Sister Yan Jin voiced my thoughts. To be honest, if I wasn’t afraid of Vu Shu glaring at me, I would have directly called him piggy bun at the fan meeting back then.]Vu Shu’s eyes instantly widened.
What does little piggy baby mean?
What does his face being rounder than before mean?
Vu Shu immediately wanted to grab Yan Jin and “interrogate” her thoroughly, but found that they had arrived at the divination interpretation area. Vu Shu could only reluctantly suppress his expression.
When they returned home, he had to “interrogate” Yan Jin about what she meant by his face being round.
He didn’t gain weight! No! Absolutely not! Definitely not!
When the fortune-telling master learned that Yan Jin had drawn the “Zhongli Attaining the Dao” divination stick, he couldn’t help but sigh, “In my decades of interpreting divination sticks, this is the first time I’ve seen someone draw this one.”
“I want to ask about my prospects,” Yan Jin wanted to ask about her career, but wasn’t sure if Anguo had this term, so she changed the subject, “How is my future?”
“Young lady, this divination stick is extremely auspicious, signifying great fortune and benefit. The days are favorable and the time is good. It is a fate where all matters will be completely smooth and successful. The person who can receive this divination guidance from the gods is no ordinary person.” The fortune-telling master smiled, “Since everything will go smoothly, your future must also be bright.”
“Thank you for your auspicious words.” Yan Jin smiled and paid the divination fee. Seeing Vu Shu looking pensive, she thought Vu Shu also wanted to get his fortune told but felt uncomfortable letting her know, so she automatically and consciously made way for Vu Shu.
Fearing Vu Shu would feel uneasy, Yan Jin took the initiative to say, “I’ll go stroll outside.”