“I won’t fall for your provocation.” Yan Jin looked at Vu Shu’s hand that was close by, “If I’m foolish enough to say it again, you’ll definitely pinch my face in retaliation.”
“Whether I pinch your face or not, that’s not up to you.” Vu Shu pinched Yan Jin’s cheeks with both hands and said arrogantly, “Yan Jin, oh Yan Jin, you’ve fallen into my hands now. But I’m a good person. I’ll give you another chance to say it.”
After saying that, Vu Shu even warned Yan Jin, “This time, you better speak from your conscience. I won’t accept any answer other than thin.”
Yan Jin deliberately provoked him, “What if I don’t speak from my conscience and insist on saying you’re fat?”
“Then I’ll pinch your face hard!” Vu Shu pretended to be fierce, “I’ll pinch you into a big pig head and make others laugh their teeth off when they see you!”
“I don’t care about my image. So what if others laugh their teeth off? It’s not like I’ll lose a piece of flesh.” Yan Jin’s smile deepened, her tone lingering and gentle, “But Vu Shu, how dare you threaten me—”
Vu Shu’s heart sank, feeling something was amiss, but it was too late. With lightning speed, Yan Jin pinched a piece of his cheek flesh and made a move to rotate it clockwise.
Vu Shu cared much more about his image than Yan Jin. Seeing Yan Jin pinch his face and thinking of her eccentric personality, he immediately yielded, his tone obedient and submissive, “Sister, I was wrong.”
He had to yield. After all, Yan Jin responded to softness, not hardness. If he tried to be tough with Yan Jin, she might really pinch his face into a pig head.
[Vu Shu’s experience tells us that the world is unpredictable. Don’t be too arrogant when speaking.] [Haha, one second ago, Vu Shu was still arrogantly pinching Yan Jin’s face. The next second, he immediately slid to his knees: “Sister, I was wrong.”]① Zhongli Attaining the Dao
“Zhongli Attaining the Dao”
Fortune of this divination stick: Top Divination, Zi Palace
The poem says:
Heaven and earth were opened to create a good marriage
An auspicious day and good time, all things are complete
If one obtains this divination, they are no ordinary person
Act with loyalty and righteousness, the emperor will proclaim
Suitable for: This hexagram symbolizes Pangu’s initial opening of heaven and earth. All matters are auspicious.
Interpretation: The heavens opened and the earth split. Forming a good marriage is the symbol of the creation of heaven and earth. It signifies great fortune and benefit. The days are favorable and the time is good. It is a fate where all matters will be completely smooth and successful. The person who can receive this divination guidance from the gods is no ordinary person. I advise you to act with loyalty and righteousness. The emperor will also proclaim. If you can act with integrity and accumulate goodness while cultivating yourself, you will surely be able to persist for a long time. Like Song □□, Zhao Kuangyin was bestowed with the yellow robe. Haste is not speed. When the time comes, Guanyin will descend to report matters to you.
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