Chapter 032 (Corrected typo pad)

Just as Yan Jin was about to tease Vu Shu properly, a childish voice floated over.

“Dad, you won’t let me and little Ming next door pinch each other’s faces to play. But adults are just like us kids, pinching each other’s faces to play.”

The two adults who were pinching each other’s faces stiffened. Following the voice, they saw a chubby little boy blinking his big eyes, looking at them curiously.

Seeing them look over, the little boy’s father smiled apologetically, then gently patted the little boy, “Child, don’t talk nonsense!”

“I’m not talking nonsense!” The little boy pouted, tears welling up in his eyes, “The sister and brother were pinching each other’s faces to play.”

The boy’s father couldn’t keep a straight face, but felt embarrassed to explain too much to the child. The two nodded apologetically, then picked up the child and left.

Yan Jin looked at Vu Shu faintly, “This is the first time my reputation has been harmed.”

[Actually, the two of them aren’t funny at all when separated, but together, their conversations are really hilarious.] [I’ve learned my lesson now. Every time Yan Jin and Vu Shu are together, I make sure there are no liquids around me. I’m just afraid I’ll spit water like last time.]

“Why are you looking at me?” Vu Shu stiffened his neck, “I did pinch your face, but who told you to say I was fat?”

Yan Jin looked at Vu Shu’s angry face and poked his cheek, “Vu Shu.”

“What?” Vu Shu said stiffly.

Yan Jin: “Are you still angry?”

Vu Shu felt his temples throbbing badly.

In the whole world, probably only Yan Jin, with her low EQ, would add fuel to the fire by saying such a thing when someone was clearly angry.

Seeing Vu Shu not responding, Yan Jin understood and didn’t add more fuel to the fire. Instead, she frankly admitted, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you angry.”

Yan Jin’s attitude in admitting her mistake was quite good, but she was always actively admitting mistakes without changing her ways.

Unfortunately, Vu Shu fell for Yan Jin’s tactics.

Seeing Yan Jin’s sincere attitude, Vu Shu’s heart softened a bit, “Actually, I wasn’t that angry at you.”

“Oh.” Yan Jin: “If you weren’t that angry at me, then you were still angry at me.”

Vu Shu was furious. He covered the atmosphere-ruining Yan Jin’s mouth with his hand and said fiercely, “Yan Xiao Xiao! I’m not done talking. Don’t interrupt.”

Yan Jin nodded.

“You know I used to be a singer and have stricter image management than ordinary people, yet you still said I was fat.”

By the end, Vu Shu’s tone rose slightly, as if he was acting spoiled.

Yan Jin poked the back of Vu Shu’s hand covering her mouth, indicating she had something to say.

“I’ll give you a chance to redeem yourself.” Vu Shu crossed his arms and raised his chin in a reserved manner, “If what you say next doesn’t sound good, I won’t talk to you all day.”

“Although I can understand your high demands for your own figure, I don’t think you need to be so harsh on yourself.” Yan Jin chose her words carefully, “Because with some flesh on your face, you look even cuter and more likable than before.”

“I think you look good when you’re thin, um… and also very good when you’re in a cheerful mood. It’s two different kinds of good looks.”

Vu Shu thought for a while before realizing that Yan Jin’s “looking good when in a cheerful mood” referred to being fat and content. He found it both annoying and amusing.

Vu Shu always felt Yan Jin was magical.

If you say Yan Jin is dense, she indeed has low EQ and can infuriate Vu Shu half to death; but then Yan Jin would quickly make those straightforward remarks that Vu Shu couldn’t resist.

If you say Yan Jin is sensible, sometimes Vu Shu gets infuriated by her. But if you say Yan Jin is not sensible, she manages to coax Vu Shu every time.

This time was no exception.

Vu Shu’s gloomy mood was quickly soothed by Yan Jin.

“Then you can’t call me fat in the future. Use other words instead.” Vu Shu grumbled, “I don’t want to become chubby.”

Yan Jin couldn’t resist the urge to tease Vu Shu again, “But you’re Rou Bao’s older brother. It’s normal to be chubby. A family should be uniform.”

Seeing Yan Jin starting to act up again after a short while, Vu Shu angrily ran and bought ten candied hawthorns, and without a word, stuffed them into Yan Jin’s hands, “Eat them all!”

“You’re Rou Bao’s older sister, so you have to be chubby with us too!”

[Wow, I finally saw Vu Shu dominate Yan Jin in my lifetime.] [I deeply understand a truth. The barefoot don’t fear the well-shod. You can only defeat magic with magic.] [So childish. (disdainful face) Let me take another look.]

Yan Jin looked at the candied hawthorns in her hands and felt for the first time in her life that her mouth was indeed a bit insolent.

Why did she provoke Vu Shu for no reason?

Now she had to grit her teeth and eat these ten candied hawthorns.

Vu Shu knew Yan Jin didn’t like sweets, and eating sweets was more painful for her than taking medicine. That’s why Vu Shu specifically bought her so many candied hawthorns.