“What’s with those looks of yours?” Yan Jin glanced at the laughing big and small duo, and touched Guo Bao Rou’s chubby little belly. “Your Mom is so outstanding. Is it not allowed that your Dad secretly had a crush on me?”

Guo Bao Rou put her chubby little hands on her hips. “But Mom, you’re too unromantic.”

Yan Jin raised her eyebrows. “Little girl, do you even know what being romantic means?”

“Of course I do!” With that, Guo Bao Rou slid down from Yan Jin’s lap, coughed lightly, and said, “My little darling, you will always be the most beautiful in my heart. No one can compare to you.”

After saying that, Guo Bao Rou wiggled her chubby little waist, put her orchid fingers affectedly under her chin, and threw Yan Jin and Ah De a coy look. “Oh, stop it~”

That trailing tone was really lingering, making people shudder involuntarily from the disgust.

Yan Jin shook off the goosebumps all over her body and said to Yu Shu in a low voice, “If she were my biological child, I definitely couldn’t resist spanking her right now.”

“It’s still better not to hit children.” After saying that, Yu Shu couldn’t help but comment, “Where did she learn all this nonsense from?”

[I used to not understand why my parents would restrict me from watching romance shows. Now I understand. Mom and Dad, you did the right thing.] [Out of the blue, where did the little girl learn these things from? Could it be that someone set a bad example (pointing fingers).]

“Where did you learn all this from?” Yu Shu couldn’t help asking Guo Bao Rou.

Guo Bao Rou replied righteously, “Mom coaxes her little husbands like this.”

“Nonsense! Impossible!” Yan Jin hastily defended herself under Yu Shu’s complicated gaze. “I’m not the kind of person who likes to say sweet nothings.”

After saying that, Yan Jin said to Yu Shu in a low voice, “You clearly know I’m not Guo Bao Rou’s mother. Why are you still looking at me with that kind of gaze?”

“Sorry, sorry.” Yu Shu also replied in a low voice, “I’m used to hearing Guo Bao Rou call us Mom and Dad. I didn’t react in time for a moment.”

Yan Jin: “So you being indignant on behalf of Guo Bao Rou’s dad was also because you didn’t react in time for a moment?”

Yu Shu covered his face. “Don’t say anymore. My toes are about to start curling.”

Let’s crowdfund to block Yan Jin’s brain.

The game I played was ‘The Emperor’s Growth Plan II’. My main character was Wu Zetian, so I could get both the female and male concubines pregnant.

But when the female concubine gets pregnant, the main character also gets pregnant. So I usually let the male consorts get pregnant.

Other emperors and princesses can’t appoint a crown princess, but Wu Zetian can appoint a crown princess. At first, I was quite interested in raising the children, but after having many children, I stopped managing them.

After the current imperial husbands and noble concubines pass away, I’m going to start over.

When I played before, I focused on career and directly conquered the entire world map. But while I was busy with my career, I didn’t go to the harem, so for over 20 years, no male consort had children.

Even when I was busy with my career and the concubines in the harem were fighting for favor and wanted me to judge, I found it so annoying. Don’t look for me, don’t disturb me, I want to focus on my career, I want to conquer the entire world.

The more I talk about it, the more I want to start over. But I really like the faces of the imperial husband and the noble concubine. Everyone can go to Weibo to see my white moonlight and cinnabar mole.

Although they are no longer handsome young men in their late teens or early twenties, their faces still make my heart flutter.