Chapter 68

Bai Bai Zhi and Yu Shu were initially assigned to the same dormitory. At that time, Yu Shu had his guard down around Bai Bai Zhi. After unpacking his luggage, he wore slippers and talked to him.

Neither Yan Jin nor Yu Shu expected that men in An Kingdom would have a birthmark on their ankles, which is why Bai Bai Zhi saw Yu Shu’s ankle.

When Bai Bai Zhi saw Yu Shu’s ankle, he did show a strange expression.

But Yan Jin and Yu Shu both thought men in An Kingdom weren’t supposed to casually expose their skin, so that’s why Bai Bai Zhi had that expression.

Yan Jin inquired and found out that besides Yu Shu, other students had also drunk the Nanjiang water. But they all just took a sip or two, drinking one bowl at most.

Only Yu Shu finished one bowl and bought another bowl from Bai Bai Zhi.

The more Yan Jin thought about it, the more perplexed she became. “Although drinking Nanjiang water is supposed to be good for men’s health, the taste shouldn’t be any different from regular water.” “But you actually drank two bowls in a row. Could it be that this water is like the ‘otaku’s delight’ in An Kingdom, which is why you couldn’t resist it?”

[The reason Yu Shu couldn’t resist this water was for another reason – because it could make the “diamond” harder.] [Don’t think I can’t guess what you really mean by saying diamond, you sly orange cat.jpg] [Indeed, as long as it’s an adult male, regardless of age group, they can’t resist this function.]

When Yu Shu recalled how he initially thought the Nanjiang water would have the effect of enhancing male virility, and how he eagerly bought a second bowl from Bai Bai Zhi for fear of owing him a favor, his toes cringed in embarrassment.

Now, seeing the clueless look on Yan Jin’s face, who was genuinely unable to comprehend his actions, Yu Shu wished he could immediately dig a tunnel to Mars and emigrate there overnight.

“Xiaoxiao, don’t ask anymore.” Yu Shu covered his face, trying to hide the unnatural flush rising on his cheeks. “Just take it as me begging you.”

This kind of socially-suicidal incident, don’t make him recall it again!

Yu Shu’s attitude made Yan Jin even more puzzled. But seeing how resistant Yu Shu was, Yan Jin didn’t persist in getting to the bottom of it. Instead, she chose to mumble to the system: I suspect the reason Yuanyuan drank two bowls in a row is because that water has a special therapeutic effect.

[For example?]

For example, it’s for treating difficulty getting erect or fatiguing easily.

Yan Jin looked solemn on the surface, but inwardly she was joking with the system: Yuanyuan just came of age, at the peak of his vigor. To need this stuff so early, hopefully it’s a preventative measure and not too little too late.

If she really ends up with Yuanyuan in the future, she hopes for a union of both spirit and flesh, not purely Platonic.

Although Yan Jin spoke euphemistically, there was no shortage of experienced folks surfing the 5G live streaming room. Even if some didn’t understand at first, upon pondering the context, they would show a knowing smile.

[Hahaha Yan Jin, you’re too much! Yu Shu just wanted to enhance his virility, to strive for excellence and reach new heights! You actually directly suspect that he’s not up to par!!] [Hahaha (520 characters of laughter omitted) I’m already clawing at the ground on behalf of Yu Shu. Luckily they haven’t returned from An Kingdom, otherwise Yu Shu’s record for national social suicide would’ve been broken by himself again.] [You up there, you’re hurting my eyes with your noise. Everyone has their socially-awkward moments, why do you have to @ Yu Shu so many times? Put yourself in his shoes, if you were @ Yu Shu, would you be happy? @ Yu Shu, tell me if I’m right or not?]

Knowing that Yu Shu didn’t want to discuss the effects of Nanjiang water, Yan Jin didn’t continue on that topic. Instead, she brought up another matter, “Did Bai Bai Zhi apologize to you?”

Yu Shu shook his head, “No.”

After saying that, Yu Shu seemed to recall something. “But Song Qiong Shi, who is quite close with him, sent a gift this morning through someone. I don’t know what her intentions are.”

“This Song Qiong Shi is supposedly the biological niece of the Imperial Noble Consort.” Yu Shu rubbed his chin. “Apart from the Phoenix Prince, the Imperial Noble Consort is the most favored. But why would such a figure send me a gift out of the blue?”

Yan Jin asked him, “Did you open the gift to take a look?”

“I haven’t opened it yet.” Yu Shu shook his head. “I was thinking of returning it to her later, so I didn’t open it.”

“Since you plan on returning it, why are you telling me?” Yan Jin was puzzled.

Yu Shu raised an eyebrow. “Why I’m specifically telling you about this, Yan Blockhead, do you really not understand or are you pretending not to?”

“Am I supposed to understand this?” Yan Jin curved her eyes.

Yu Shu retorted to Yan Jin, “Are you not supposed to understand this?”

Yan Jin teased Yu Shu, “I thought you called me over to open the gift together.”