”I was just curiously asking.” Yan Jin paused, then said: “And with our relationship, what’s wrong with knowing every detail?”
”Their relationship is so good, we outsiders shouldn’t butt in.” Tu Zixuan winked at Zhou Nongyun, “Later, the loving soup Young Master Yu boils won’t have a share for us.”
”The soup he makes, I’m surely the only one who can drink it.” Yan Jin was very confident, “If you’re not convinced, go find your own husband.”
[Yan Xiaoxiao, you also complain about Yu Yuanyuan being domineering, aren’t you domineering yourself?]
[Is this the legendary mutual (domineering) devotion? It’s a love that moves one to tears.]
Yu Shu was indeed taking cooking classes like Zhou Nongyun said. The reason he didn’t tell Yan Jin was mainly because during the lessons, the cooking teacher would focus on dishes that nourished yin and tonified the kidneys.
”In the future, you will all be getting married. Study well now, so that after marriage, you can better serve your mistress.”
”These are all major matters of human relations, nothing to be shy about. If you don’t listen carefully now, don’t blame yourself in the future if your mistress finds you’re like a dead fish in bed.” The cooking teacher was tall, thin and scholarly, looking refined, but spoke very openly and bluntly.
”You’re still young now, study well, strive to be ever-erect, to withstand your mistress’ torment on the wedding night.”
A long-faced student was puzzled: “Teacher, aren’t we men all stronger than women? How could we not withstand our mistress’ torment?”
”Don’t say anymore.” Yu Shu happened to be beside him. Hearing this, he secretly tugged on his sleeve, “How can you ask this kind of question to his face?”
These kind of things, aren’t they all only to be hinted at and not spoken of?
Talking about it so openly in broad daylight, how embarrassing.
”We’re all men, what’s there to be shy about?” The long-faced student was very self-righteous, “And the teacher said before, if you don’t understand, you should ask, don’t pretend to understand when you don’t. Asking clearly now will allow us to gain our mistress’ favor in the future.”
”Student Lu Ren is right, if you don’t understand these things you must ask. Don’t be shy, this is a lifelong matter for you all!”
The teacher reassured the students, and seeing that although their faces were flushed, they were still earnestly listening with their eyes open, he stroked his beard in gratification, “We men are indeed relatively stronger, but women have strong desires.”
”Especially on the wedding night, if we don’t nourish ourselves in advance, the next day we’ll be too exhausted to get out of bed. In more serious cases, we’ll be so weak that we’ll need to hold onto the walls to walk.”
[I knew Yu Shu’s live stream would be more interesting hahaha.]
[Zhou Nongyun told Xiaoxiao to nourish herself, the teacher told Yuanyuan to nourish himself. If they both nourish themselves for a month, hiss, two people with the same level of energy, the scene at that time, I dare not even imagine.]
[The first time they battle as monsters, it will definitely be very intense.]
This time when returning to school, Yu Shu entered holding hands with Yan Jin, many people saw it.
It’s just that after Yu Shu put down his luggage, he went to help Yan Jin move into the dorm. After he was done, he directly returned to his dorm, so they didn’t get a chance to chat with him.
After class this time, the gossipy classmates surrounded Yu Shu.
”When returning to school this time, I vaguely saw someone holding hands with his dear senior sister, I’m not sure if I saw wrong.”
”I also saw it, and I was right behind them. But a certain someone who only had eyes and heart for senior sister, didn’t even remember that there was a classmate eagerly watching from behind.”
”When a couple is holding hands, what do you want to do by eagerly watching?” A classmate joked, “Better to tear down a temple than to ruin a marriage.”
That classmate said straightforwardly: “I was waiting for when a certain someone would realize that I, his classmate, was still standing behind him and introduce me.”
Another classmate teased, “It’s not like we haven’t seen a certain someone’s dear senior sister before, do we still need a certain someone to specially introduce her?”
”You just don’t understand.” That classmate said exasperatedly: “Before it wasn’t settled, but now that the relationship is confirmed, shouldn’t we at least be introduced even if he’s not going to give us some sweet candy?”
…
Everyone bantered back and forth, teasing Yu Shu who didn’t easily blush in front of outsiders to the point that smoke was almost coming out of his head.
Yu Shu felt his face was so hot it could boil an egg. He hurriedly appeased these classmates who loved to watch the excitement one by one, “Don’t worry, when I see her later, I will definitely introduce you all.”
”Her? Which her?” A classmate joked: “A male him, or a female her? You just say a ‘her’, how do we know who you’re talking about?”
Yu Shu sighed, “Brothers, let’s stop here. Leave a way out today so we can still meet later.”
”Most of you haven’t found your intended yet. If you push me too far–” Yu Shu deliberately dragged out the end, threatening the gossipy classmates, “When the time comes, you’ll regret why you relentlessly pursued me today.”
Yu Shu originally thought doing this would scare off his classmates, but unexpectedly they weren’t intimidated at all. “Our skin is much thicker than yours, no matter how much you tease us, we won’t blush.”
Yu Shu, whose face was as red as a cooked shrimp, felt a pain in his knees. Fortunately, he had a brainwave and thought of a method.
”Sigh, you’re just taking advantage of my A Jin not being here to make fun of me like this.” Yu Shu sighed faintly, “If A Jin was here, she definitely wouldn’t let you laugh at me, because she thinks I’m a treasure to be held in the palm of her hand and not a single hair can be dropped.”
The surrounding classmates: “…”
Suddenly felt like their hands were a bit itchy.
”You guys who don’t have a sweetheart don’t understand, some people completely change after falling in love.”
Yu Shu’s eyes sparkled with a shy light, “A Jin is clearly someone who doesn’t take anything to heart, but as soon as my tone is slightly off, she immediately understands I’m unhappy and hurriedly coaxes me in a soft voice.”
A classmate unconsciously covered his Adam’s apple, feeling like nausea was constantly welling up there.
”I said I’m an adult, I can’t be all touchy-feely, just calling my name is enough. But A Jin just won’t do it.” Yu Shu “complained”: “She says no matter how old I am, I’m still her little darling.”
”I’m an adult now, I need to be steady. But A Jin just won’t listen. She keeps calling me darling, it’s so annoying. If someone hears it, it’s so embarrassing.”
…
”And she’s especially clingy, she has to hold me wherever we go, as if she can’t be apart from me.”
The classmates had already heard enough to become numb. They looked at each other and felt they really shouldn’t have started teasing Yu Shu just now.
Look, as a group of single men, they now had to be forced to listen to Yu Shu’s dear senior sister being “unromantic” and incessantly calling him darling.
[If you really find it annoying Yu Shu, then don’t smile so sweetly.]