“Who told you it’s only one child?!” Qin Yuansi slapped the table, “Our Ah Yu is aiming for two in three years and four in five years! Just wait for your nieces and nephews to call you uncle!”

…

“Yu Shu can’t even have one!”

“Our Ah Yu having a whole basketball team is not out of the question!”

Even though the family banquet was held in a private room, the two people’s voices grew louder and louder, and everyone else heard it clearly.

Mother Yan silently gave her brother a look. Uncle Yan silently took out his belt from his waist, “I’ll go whip this unrestrained brat right now.”

Father Qin, with a straightforward temperament, had already gone up and scolded Qin Yuansi by pulling his ears.

After severely scolding Qin Yuansi, Father Qin, seeing that no one else was paying attention here, took out his phone and sent Qin Yuansi a big red envelope, “Next time when you go to pray to the Bodhisattva, remember to add incense oil money for me too.”

“I understand.” Qin Yuansi had a look of “I’m an expert, I know” on his face, “I will definitely make the Bodhisattva bless our three families to have everything go well.”

“Not asking you to pray for this.” Father Qin furtively looked left and right and whispered, “It’s to pray for Ah Yu to get pregnant with twin daughters.”

Father Qin: “I’ve thought it over. Having only one daughter is not secure enough. Having two is stable, a double insurance.”

Qin Yuansi was puzzled, “You and Mom don’t plan to have a grandson?”

Didn’t the older generation always say nice things but deep down valued boys over girls?

“Grandson?” Father Qin glanced at Qin Yuansi and sighed heavily, “Forget it.”

After Yan Jin and Yu Shu took turns feeding each other the dumplings they made for the other, their hearts felt warm.

“Xiaoxiao, I’m really full now. I might even have a little belly.” Yu Shu held Yan Jin’s hand and smiled helplessly, “Later I may have to let you eat more of the New Year’s Eve dinner.”

“Really? You have a little belly?” Yan Jin laughed and went to touch Yu Shu’s stomach.

She didn’t believe that the beauty-loving Yuanyuan would eat until he had a belly. As expected, Yan Jin felt a flat abdomen, but she joked, “Oh my, it really has a bit more flesh than before.”

“Nonsense!” Even though he just said he had a little belly, when Yan Jin really said his stomach had flesh, Yu Shu, who was especially concerned about his image, couldn’t stand it, “Where do I have a little belly?”

“My eight-pack abs are still there. If you don’t believe me, Xiaoxiao, feel it carefully.”

Seeing Yu Shu getting anxious, Yan Jin deliberately teased him, “The eight-pack abs are still there, but there are other things inside.”

“There’s nothing else inside.” Yu Shu looked alert, but gave himself away, “The sweets I ate last night and this afternoon have all been digested.”

“Who said your belly is filled with sweets?” Yan Jin tried hard to hold back her laughter, “It’s clearly filled with a baby.”

[Yu Shu is pregnant! How many months?] [Although I didn’t see Yu Shu’s belly, his nickname is Yuanyuan, so he must be pregnant with a girl.]

Even though he had already had the most intimate relationship with Yan Jin, hearing these words still made Yu Shu’s entire face turn red instantly.

However, Yan Jin didn’t know when to stop and instead intensified her actions by touching Yu Shu’s belly and even saying to his belly, “Baby, be good in Daddy’s tummy. When you come out, Mommy will play with you.”

“Yan Jin!” Yu Shu was teased by Yan Jin until he was both angry and embarrassed, “You’re so annoying!”

Things were going well, why did she suddenly mention a baby?

“Get out, don’t make trouble here.” Yu Shu started to drive Yan Jin out of the kitchen, “Go read your book.”

“You can’t get angry when pregnant.” Yan Jin tried hard to hold back her laughter and pretended to be serious, “If you get angry, the baby won’t develop well.”

“You only think about the baby!” Yu Shu glared, “The child hasn’t even come out yet, and you’re already calling it so intimately. When the child is born, will I still have any status at home?”

Hearing this, Yan Jin knew Yuanyuan was jealous.

Although she didn’t immediately understand what Yuanyuan was jealous about, she also immediately stopped teasing Yuanyuan, hugged him, and coaxed him in a soft voice, “I was just teasing you.”

Yu Shu struggled and didn’t let Yan Jin hug him, “Didn’t you call the baby? Go hug your baby, why are you hugging me?”

Yan Jin understood. She had previously called Yuanyuan “cute baby”, and now Yuanyuan was jealous of her calling the child “baby”.

After figuring it out, Yan Jin immediately said, “You are my baby, so I’m hugging you.”

Yu Shu snorted, “You said the same thing before, but just now, you called an unborn embryo the nickname you once called me.”

She had countless nicknames for him, how could she possibly clearly remember each one?

Yan Jin inwardly retorted, but her face became even gentler, “I was also doing that to tease you. If we really have a child, I definitely won’t call the child baby, because you are my only baby.”

[I got goosebumps listening to this, isn’t it too mushy?] [What a perfect match. No matter how mushy Yan Jin is, Yu Shu loves it.] [Look at Yu Yuanyuan’s little expression of barely concealed happiness. He eats up this mushiness.]

“I’m not the jealous type.” After getting Yan Jin’s affirmative answer, Yu Shu cleared his throat, “I just think that the nicknames you give me and the nicknames you give the child should be separate to be appropriate.”

Yan Jin raised her eyebrows, “You have a point.”

“Baby and such are too mushy. Doting on the child is like killing the child. When we have a child in the future, we can’t give such sticky nicknames.” Yu Shu slightly raised his chin, “Pork floss is more suitable, simple and easy to say.”

“Yuanyuan, what you said makes so much sense.” Yan Jin tried hard to pinch her palm to stop herself from laughing, “When we have a child in the future, the nickname will be pork floss.”

Seeing Yan Jin had no objections, Yu Shu nodded proudly, “Then it’s settled. Bratty kids are too annoying, we absolutely can’t be doting parents.”

“But it’s a bit of a pity.” Yan Jin sighed, “I originally thought that when we had a child, I would give nicknames like little cutie, little sweetie. Now I can’t use them.”

“Since you came up with them, don’t waste them.” When Yu Shu heard that Yan Jin had actually come up with such nicknames for their future child, he modestly nodded, “You can use them on me, I don’t mind.”

[Congratulations Yu Little Cutie, Yu Little Sweetie, on your initial victory in competing for affection against the future child.] [Yu Sweetie, you’re actually competing with the future child, how childish (pointing fingers).]

Yu Shu: In the heat of passion, don’t cue

I just went to the supermarket and discovered that they actually sell frozen lotus root boxes. I immediately bought some and put them in the air fryer.

I saw a comment: Shrimp dumplings, I will use my entire life to provide for you.

My first reaction was that she really loves it, and then I realized this is the copywriting that comes with the liquid feed, ahem.