Chapter 020
“If you want to bring your virtuous gentleman to broaden his horizons, our shop also provides mood-enhancing drugs.” The waiter smiled meaningfully, “If you’re tired, our shop can also provide tonics.”
[Haha, I’m laughing so loudly. They thought it was a specialty food store, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be a brothel.] [You definitely have to visit a brothel when transmigrating. Go in! Go in! Hurry up and go in! I want to see if the male courtesans are really good-looking.] [Am I the only one who feels that the brothel’s services are so considerate? They have both mood-enhancing drugs and kidney-nourishing medicines.]To be honest, if Yu Shu wasn’t by her side, Yan Jin really wanted to go in and take a look.
But it would only be to broaden her horizons, nothing else would happen. After all, Yan Jin had a cleanliness obsession when it came to love and didn’t like men who had been touched by others.
Seeing Yu Shu looking at her curiously, seemingly wanting to ask what the waiter had said, Yan Jin pulled Yu Shu away before he could speak and said straightforwardly, “Sorry, we went to the wrong place.”
After walking out of that shop and going a short distance further, seeing no one around, Yan Jin said to Yu Shu, “That shop provides adult services.”
Yu Shu was still guessing why that shop was so strange. Caught off guard by Yan Jin’s answer, he suddenly started coughing.
“I really didn’t expect that in An Country, the shops providing adult services would use such an implicit hint.” Yan Jin was quite amazed, “If it were just me alone, I might have gone in without a clue.”
Yu Shu: “Why do you sound a bit regretful?”
“No matter what, this is a characteristic product of ancient times.” Yan Jin rubbed her chin, “It’s quite normal for me to be curious, wondering if the male courtesans inside are very good-looking.”
“Whether in modern times or An Country, men are very cunning and won’t easily give their true hearts.” Yu Shu earnestly advised, “Be careful not to be deceived.”
“What do I need their true hearts for? Men’s true hearts are worthless.” Yan Jin was very frank, “When I date men, I only care about their faces and looks.”
After saying that, Yan Jin also said meaningfully, “Women will use gentleness and obedience to disguise their ambitions and deceive those self-righteous men. Yu Shu, be careful not to be deceived.”
[Haha, they both think the other will be tricked in body and heart.] [Not to mention anything else, I think Yan Jin’s concern makes sense. Yu Shu is silly and looks easy to be lured away.] [Yu Shu: “Are you being polite?”]Yu Shu was a bit helpless, “Yan Jin, you’re saying it so bluntly. Have you thought that I’m also a man?”
Yan Jin was a bit surprised that Yu Shu didn’t refute her, “I thought you would argue with me.”
“Why would I argue with you? You’re not wrong.” Yu Shu said softly, “Those men who think they can deceive women’s true hearts just by saying ‘I love you’ are indeed quite ridiculous.”
“Love has never been the ultimate goal of women from ancient times to the present.” Yu Shu recalled the research he had done, his tone very calm, “Women who yearn for love will satisfy their pursuit of it through media such as TV dramas or novels, but they won’t want to find it in reality.”
“That’s true.” Yan Jin seemed to have some realization, “I’ve never thought of finding love in reality, but I’ll read novels when I’m bored. The love in there is much more interesting than in reality.”
Yu Shu thought of the book “Top-Level Demonic Venerable’s Beloved Runs Off With His Child” on Yan Jin’s bookshelf and coughed uncomfortably.
“If you also read novels, then I can recommend an author to you.” Yan Jin said, “An author called Yuan Zi Jiu, her romantic scenes are very delicate, the kind that makes people smile involuntarily when reading.”
“I’ve also heard of this author.” Yu Shu quietly rubbed his slightly reddened earlobe, “Not only are the romantic scenes well-written, but the plot is also very good.”
“Are you joking?” Yan Jin glanced at Yu Shu strangely, “Compared to those plot-driven authors, Yuan Zi Jiu’s settings are thin, and the plot is boring, making people want to fall asleep.”
“Yuan Zi Jiu’s romantic scenes are obviously much better than her plot scenes. Her plot is so bad that if it weren’t for the romantic scenes holding it up, I wouldn’t bother to turn a single page.”
“That’s your bias.” Yu Shu refuted Yan Jin, “Yuan Zi Jiu is a romance-driven author. You can’t compare the plot written by a romance author with the plot written by a plot-driven author. They can’t be compared at all.”
[Yuan Zi Jiu, you’ve made it!! Yu Shu has actually read your works and even argues with people for you!] [I’m stunned. I follow all of Yuan Zi Jiu’s novels and listen to every song Yu Shu releases, but I never thought they could have such a dreamy crossover!] [Yan Jin is probably every author’s nightmare, she loves to nitpick so much.]Yan Jin didn’t understand, “They’re all authors, how can they not be compared?”