But Yan Jin had the mischievous idea to tease Yu Shu, so she pretended to be sad, “I am indeed quite sad, so I carry their memorial tablets with me.”

“Then when we go back home later, I will also offer incense to them.” Yu Shu’s face showed a moved expression, “Carrying memorial tablets with you, Yan Jin, I really didn’t expect you to be such a loyal and righteous person.”

Yan Jin pondered for a moment, “That works too.”

“You never mentioned this before, but suddenly mentioned it to the county magistrate. You must have been triggered by the scene and felt sad. You might even hold a memorial ceremony for them at night.” Yu Shu’s expression was serious, “So I saw that it was still early and went to buy some incense, candles, and paper money. I will also hold a memorial ceremony with you at night.”

“…” Seeing that Yu Shu was serious, Yan Jin knew that her joke had gone too far and hurriedly persuaded, “There’s no need to be so serious. Just talking to them is enough.”

“I can usually listen to you, but this time I can’t.” Yu Shu said earnestly, “Memorial ceremonies are very serious and proper. They can’t be done casually.”

Yan Jin looked at the incense, candles, and paper money in Yu Shu’s hands and silently sighed in her heart.

Now on the street, if Yu Shu got angry, it would not be easy to coax him. This guy would definitely run away in embarrassment.

She’d better trick him into going home first.

Heaven bless that when Yu Shu sees the “memorial tablets” of the objects of the memorial ceremony, he won’t be angered to tears.

Because they were thinking about holding a memorial ceremony for Yan Jin’s relatives in the evening, after eating out, Yu Shu urged her to go home.

Yan Jin originally thought that after eating, Yu Shu would forget about this matter, but she didn’t expect that he would still remember it. Yan Jin secretly thought that this was not good: when the delicate baby learns the truth, he will definitely be angry. She’d better quickly think of a way to coax him.

On the way back, Yan Jin saw a toy stall by the road and bought a doll on a whim. She also secretly bought a portion of mung bean cake when Yu Shu wasn’t paying attention.

Although Yan Jin had never coaxed any boys other than her boyfriend and ambiguous objects, Yu Shu was different. He was her only fellow townsman, so she couldn’t anger him into running away.

Yan Jin had good intentions in her heart, but when Yu Shu asked her to take out the memorial tablets, she didn’t try to hide it at all. She directly pulled out more than a dozen spines from her beloved little cactus and handed them to Yu Shu, “Here, these are the ‘memorial tablets’ of my more than a dozen deceased relatives.”

[Oh my god, I didn’t expect Yan Jin to be so doggish.] [I can see through Yan Jin’s true colors now. She is a master of lying. Her face doesn’t even turn red when she lies.] [Yu Shu, what a pitiful man.]

Yan Jin’s thinking was very simple. Since things had come to this point, if she tried to cover it up, the lies would only snowball and become impossible to explain. It was better to directly confess.

Moreover, Yu Shu had such a good temper. If she told him it was a joke, he probably wouldn’t be that angry.

Yu Shu’s face was as colorful as if a jar of spices had been spilled on it. His mouth opened and closed for a long time before he squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth, “…These are the ‘memorial tablets’ you mentioned?”

“The cactus is like family to me. Although I raise one and it dies, I have unknowingly accumulated so many deceased cacti.” Seeing Yu Shu’s face becoming more and more unsightly, Yan Jin hesitated, which was rare for her, “Was what I said wrong?”

Yu Shu: “You’re not wrong. How could you be wrong?”

“Are you angry?” Yan Jin asked.

“How dare I be angry at you.” Yu Shu said stiffly, “I’m not your anyone, just a friend you met a few days ago.”

Seeing Yu Shu’s cheeks puffed up in anger, Yan Jin said, “But you’re obviously angry.”

“You treat me like a fool and play with me. Am I not even qualified to be angry?” After saying that, Yu Shu turned his body and faced away from Yan Jin.

Yu Shu clearly didn’t want to see Yan Jin, but Yan Jin deliberately went around to face Yu Shu and looked at his eyes that were misting up.

“Really angry?” Yan Jin pondered for a moment and asked him, “At this time, should I coax you?”

Asking before coaxing? Not sincere.

Yu Shu lightly snorted and didn’t bother to pay attention to Yan Jin. He turned his body again and continued to face away from Yan Jin.

Yan Jin went around to face Yu Shu again, “Is Yu Shu still angry?”

Yu Shu didn’t even glance at Yan Jin.

Yan Jin took out the small doll she had just bought, put it on her hand, and asked the small doll in a serious manner, “Is Yu Shu still angry?”

He’s not a child. This trick won’t work on him.

Yu Shu’s gaze unmovingly shifted to the other side.

Yan Jin put her ear to the doll’s mouth and nodded thoughtfully, “Oh, still angry.”

“Then what can I do?” Yan Jin continued to ask the small doll, “To make Yu Shu not angry?”

Although Yu Shu didn’t show any abnormality on the surface, when he heard this, his ears had already secretly perked up.

① From Baidu Encyclopedia

The effects of ginger candy are exaggerated here

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“The Message in a Bottle Friend is a Female-Dominant Male”

One day after crossing over, Yan Ling picked up a message in a bottle with a note inside: “Spring has come, can you smell the fragrance of flowers?”

Yan Ling looked up at the swirling snowflakes and wrote back, “I’m about to freeze to death.”

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Yan Ling and the owner of the message in a bottle became bottle friends. Although they had never met, Yan Ling inferred from the other party’s beautiful small regular script handwriting that “she” must be a “little sister”.

After becoming familiar, Yan Ling received many gifts sent by the “little sister”.

The sachet and purse she embroidered by hand; the various snacks she made by hand; and a poem she wrote by hand, although Yan Ling looked at it for a long time before understanding what it said.

The grateful Yan Ling boasted countless times, “Baby, marry me, I’ll support you!”

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One rainy night, an ancient-costumed young man knocked on Yan Ling’s door.

The young man’s skin was white as snow, his features were beautiful, and his looks were impeccable.

Looking at the silent Yan Ling, the young man mustered up his courage, “Sister Ling, I have nowhere to go. Can you take me in for a while?”

Yan Ling said without hesitation, “Sorry, I don’t solicit male prostitutes.”

Seeing his confused eyes, Yan Ling thought that this term wasn’t popular in this era, so she said bluntly, “I don’t sleep with dirty people. Go ask someone else.”

The young man looked at her in disbelief, and his eyes instantly filled with mist, “You said you wanted to marry me just yesterday, but today you’re going back on your word. Do you despise me for being in a predicament now?”

Yan Ling: “?”

Wait, something seems wrong. She only said this to her cute message in a bottle friend “little sister”, right?

Later, when the young man learned what Yan Ling meant when she saw him, he blushed and hugged her, “Sister Ling, I…I’m very clean.”