Seeing Zhou Nong Yun’s familiarity with pastries, Yan Jin felt that she must know more about pastries than herself, so she asked her, “If a three-catty cake has two catties of white sugar added, can it choke someone to death?”

“Not just choke someone to death.” Zhou Nong Yun said, “If you feed it to someone who just got into a coffin, that person will immediately come back to life and overturn the coffin to find water to drink.”

[Zhou Nong Yun’s analogy is really amazing.] [Unknown dead person: Please let me rest in peace and don’t feed me strange things. Unless what you feed me can really bring me back to life.]

After saying that, Zhou Nong Yun asked Yan Jin, “Why are you asking this question out of the blue? Could it be that someone offended you and you want to get revenge on her?”

“So you plan to package your sinister intentions with a sweet appearance and trick her into eating it?” Zhou Nong Yun became more and more excited as she spoke, “Tell me, Ah Jin, who do you want to get revenge on? This is so fun, take me with you.”

“This is just a misunderstanding.” Yan Jin finally understood what a big mess she had made and sighed as she rubbed her forehead, “I didn’t want to get revenge on him. I even wanted to bribe him to do things for me.”

Zhou Nong Yun asked, “Then this matter definitely won’t work out. The other party will definitely think you’re deliberately messing with her.”

Yan Jin felt conflicted, “No, he still helped me in the end.”

“Wow, where did you find such a good-tempered person?” Zhou Nong Yun widened her eyes, “If it were me, I would definitely find someone to put you in a sack and beat you up.”

“So I want to ask you for a favor.” Yan Jin rubbed her nose, “Help me find some pastries that taste good. I’ll coax him with them later.”

“Sure,” Zhou Nong Yun agreed readily, “But I have to buy tampons first.”

Yan Jin’s eyes moved slightly, “Tampons?”

If the use of these tampons was what Yan Jin thought, then according to the female-dominant male-submissive worldview, Zhou Nong Yun couldn’t possibly go out on the street specifically to buy tampons for a man, so these tampons could only be for her own use.

“Don’t tell me you don’t know what tampons are.” Zhou Nong Yun glanced at Yan Jin, “They’re things we women use during menstruation. They’re much more convenient than the menstrual pads used before.”

[?? !! In a female-dominant world, it’s not men who menstruate?!] [Women menstruate, so in a female-dominant world, it’s still women who give birth? What kind of female-dominant world is this?]

“I just didn’t expect that tampons would be sold here.” One of Yan Jin’s purposes for coming out was to buy sanitary products. She originally thought it would be good enough if she could make sanitary pads, but she didn’t expect that tampons would be sold.

Although Yan Jin had crammed to learn how to make sanitary pads and tampons, having ready-made ones would definitely be better than fumbling around.

Thinking of this, Yan Jin, who usually had a calm expression, also showed a smile, “Then I’ll go with you. I’ll buy some too.”

“Actually, for these intimate items, it’s softer and more comfortable if the men in the family sew them by hand.” Zhou Nong Yun led Yan Jin towards the shop selling tampons, “The ones outside, who knows how many hands they’ve passed through. But I had my family learn it, so I’ll be able to use tampons made by my own family soon.”

Zhou Nong Yun also said, “Yesterday I saw you and your husband going home together at your house, oh no, on the street. Have your husband learn to make tampons too.”

[I was just drinking my sugary beverage, and when I heard this, I immediately spat it out. The one who went home with Yan Jin yesterday was Yu Shu!] [Oh my god, if Yu Shu really learns to make tampons, he would truly be the epitome of male virtue in this era.] [No… Zhou Nong Yun was talking about Yan Jin’s husband! Yan Jin’s husband is not Yu Shu!]

Yan Jin immediately knew that the husband Zhou Nong Yun was referring to was Yu Shu, so she clarified right away, “I’m not married. There’s no one at home who can make this.”

A rabbit doesn’t eat the grass by its burrow. She wasn’t the kind of person who would casually make a move on friends.

“Then I’ll have my maid bring some to you later, so you don’t have to buy them outside.” Zhou Nong Yun said, “The ones learning to make tampons are all my family’s young servants who haven’t experienced human affairs. They’re very clean.”

Yan Jin: “There’s no need. I’ll just buy the ones outside.”

“For these intimate items, you still have to let your husband learn to make them.” Zhou Nong Yun patted Yan Jin’s shoulder, “Anyway, they have nothing to do at home. Making tampons can also pass the time.”

After the two finished buying what they wanted, Zhou Nong Yun was still in high spirits, “We’ve been shopping for so long, do you want to go eat something?”

Yan Jin thought of the store with male entertainers accompanying drinks last night and curiously asked Zhou Nong Yun, “The male entertainers there, are they all very delicate-looking?”