Chapter 029

Yan Jin: “…”

Judging by the look in his eyes, Yu Shu was a one-shot drunk.

Yan Jin sighed, extended her index finger, and asked, “Yu Shu, what number is this?”

“I’m not drunk, why are you asking me such a silly question?” Yu Shu stared at Yan Jin with dazed eyes, seeing the latter’s eyes darken.

It had to be said, a drunk Yu Shu was crazily stomping on her experience points.

Yan Jin lowered her voice, “Then tell me, what number is this?”

Yu Shu stared blankly for a while before shouting, “This is clearly an index finger, yet you’re asking me what number it is. Yan Jin, you’re bullying me again!”

[Originally I was jealous that Yan Jin could see a drunk Yu Shu up close, but after hearing this, I couldn’t help but laugh, hahaha.]

[As a former hater, I always thought Yu Shu was pretending, so I really disliked him. But after watching the livestream, I realized Yu Shu is actually quite funny.]

[Yu Shu seems so cute and carefree, like an energetic little puppy.]

Yan Jin was both exasperated and amused, “When have I ever bullied you?”

“You bully me every day!” Yu Shu grumbled unhappily, “I know you just want to make me cry, but I won’t cry just to spite you!”

After saying that, Yu Shu even made a face at Yan Jin.

Yan Jin stared at Yu Shu and suddenly, just as he finished making the face, reached out and pinched his cheeks, her expression meaningful, “Little drunkard, let big sister show you what real bullying is.”

[Damn! Is this going to turn into a midnight show?!]

[Nonono!!! I forbid it! Let go of Yu Shu now!]

[Holy crap, if Yan Jin really lays a hand on Yu Shu, I swear I’ll hate on her to death.]

…

[When two consenting adults want to roll in the sheets, why are some people overreacting like this?]

[The premise is consenting adults. Right now Yu Shu is so drunk he’s not in his right mind. Anyone who takes advantage of him now is inhuman!]

The arguing bullet comments instantly flooded the livestream room. Before the two sides could sort things out, it was time for the daily livestream to end.

The two groups of people who hadn’t figured out a winner rolled up their sleeves and rushed to new battlegrounds – Weibo and Douban.

Everyone argued fiercely, but by the time the livestream restarted the next day, they still hadn’t reached a conclusion. So the livestream was inundated with bullet comments.

[Although I complained last night that the cutoff point for this livestream is too cruel, today I’m extremely grateful for it. If not for the cutoff, we wouldn’t get this cliffhanger now and would certainly miss out on lots of exciting sweetness later.]

[Don’t miss your chance, make your bets now. With Yu Shu drunk, will Yan Jin abide by propriety and refrain from taking advantage of someone close to her; or will she be overcome by lust and do something beyond the bounds of friendship?]

Of course Yan Jin had no intention of taking advantage of Yu Shu. She firmly remembered her rule: don’t eat the grass by your own den.

Also, after Yu Shu realized Yan Jin had pinched his face, the eyes he turned on Yan Jin immediately filled with aggrieved mist, “You’re bullying me again.”

Yu Shu’s eyelashes were very long, thick and dense, like two little fans. Yan Jin had known this since their first meeting. But she hadn’t known that when Yu Shu’s eyelashes fluttered, they could almost hook away her soul.

Yan Jin told herself, “Since he’s grass I can’t eat, if he feels wronged then let him feel wronged.” But seeing Yu Shu so aggrieved his eyes were red, her tone unconsciously softened, “I’m not bullying you, I was just deliberately scaring you.”

“Your hand is still pinching my face, and you say you’re not bullying me.” Yu Shu mumbled under his breath, “You’re always bullying me.”

“Sorry.” Hearing him say that, Yan Jin quickly let go. “I forgot for a moment.”

“It hurts.” Yu Shu touched his cheek, his tone full of grievance, “It really hurts.”

Yan Jin looked at Yu Shu’s cheeks. Forget being pinched red and swollen, there wasn’t even a hint of redness. She silently sighed.

Drunk Yu Shu had actually activated the ability to speak without thinking and make unreasonable demands.

But what could Yan Jin do? She couldn’t very well bicker with a drunk person.

Besides, compared to those who threw tantrums when drunk, Yu Shu was just mumbling complaints, not bawling his eyes out or going hysterical. That was good enough.

“Yan Jin.” Yu Shu leaned his face towards Yan Jin. “Rub it.”

Yan Jin thought she had misheard. “…What did you say?”

“Rub my face!” Yu Shu declared righteously, “You pinched me and made it hurt, so you have to rub it for me until it doesn’t hurt anymore.”

What could Yan Jin do? She could only resign herself to rubbing the little drunkard’s face.

But the little drunkard was extremely fussy.

If she rubbed too gently, the little drunkard grumbled unhappily, “You used so much force pinching me, how come you’re using so little force to rub?”